Holy shit - I want everyone to look at this. If someone said that to me I would have stopped talking to them too. Joke or not, this is terrifying regardless. Rape jokes are not funny. Abuse jokes are not funny. Domestic violence jokes are not funny.
"He was also assassinated" 😂
"Emperor Elagabalus showed a disregard for Roman traditions was first to employ a prototype of whoopee cushions at dinner parties. His behavior estranged & enraged the Praetorian Guard, the Senate, and the common people alike.
Don’t you just love human history?
forgetting hot beverages and remembering them when they are cold beverages is a cruel reminder of the passage of time and how it can appear like nothing has changed but it has
but it has
oh my god thank u for this post i just remembered my tea